Temptation

Temptation

There is a famous quote, that a lot of people purloin “I can resist anything but temptation”, and it certainly is true when it comes to me. Due to my lifetime of sitting behind a microphone I am prone to podge, after years of being reasonably skinny. Yet...
The Women In The Sunbed Shop

The Women In The Sunbed Shop

Being a traditionally pasty looking ginger man the only way I get colour is if I go for a spray tan. I have only ever done it once and looked better but the experience was a nightmare. Firstly the place is full of people going in and out resembling the United Nations,...
Families – Friends or Foes?

Families – Friends or Foes?

Like an old Rainbow song, I was ‘The Black Sheep Of The Family’ and I guess some of you feel that way too. When I was very small I heard an argument over something that I had done between my Mam and Dad, and half way through out came the phrase “We...
Necrophilia – Isn’t It Dead Boring?

Necrophilia – Isn’t It Dead Boring?

Just the other week a shocking story that really would fit in with all of my ‘Grisly’ tales, a man who worked in a morgue having sex with his customers. Apparently he admitted to having sex with 44 corpses, but they reckon it was probably in the hundreds....
The Album Every Beatles or Music Fan Should Own

The Album Every Beatles or Music Fan Should Own

When I was merely an ankle biter I discovered a bit of furniture that totally fascinated me, a thing called a Radiogram. It had a crocheted cover over the top and was topped with a dubious cheap ornament of a dog chewing a pipe. Then one day the cover came off, my Dad...